May 2010
1 post
“Clean Coal” is an oxymoron. →
February 2010
3 posts
Link →
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“Why don’t you dump me for a guy who buys better... →
October 2009
7 posts
Link →
Sinfonian pumpkin →
Concerning Taco Bell →
Concerning the Boros guild →
Link →
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Happy Founder’s Day! →
September 2009
15 posts
Dream job →
Actually more metal than you think →
I burnt my foot washing dishes. →
Concerning spiritual beliefs →
I collect shirts that say “staff” on them. →
Everything says I should hate this but I’m... →
Yeah. →
Makes sense. →
what →
Tumblr. Where 16 year old girls act like they’re 30.
Brilliant tune. →
You know what’s great about Peddler’s Mall? →
I don’t care for the new Jay Leno Show intro... →
“Just wait until I get my Leviathan out!” – Timmy →
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
emily is pretty awesome.
April 2009
3 posts
iheartunicornpuke:
ahahha…the conservative republican has a crush on the tranny…now that’s funny. i like watching things crash and burn…
Remember when Rush Limbaugh admitted that he was addicted to perscription pills? No one seems to anymore.
I’m sorry I haven’t said much lately. I’ve been too busy stalking my girlfriend.
Here’s my old tuba professor.
-WB
unicornshoes:
my biggest fear. and also, my gnarly hair.
You’re racist.
March 2009
11 posts
I wish my roommate wasn’t so gay.
Quick question. What’s worse?
A man rapes a women?
A woman accuses a man of rape he didn’t commit, and is convicted?
Only 3 day away! →
I’m addicted to brake fluid. But it’s ok, I can stop whenever I want to.
Fundamentalism is great! I mean, it has the word “fun” in it. How is that not awesome?
I don’t know why anyone thinks cola of any sort is tasty. Honestly, it tastes like the workers at the Dr. Pepper plant just decided to phone it in that day.
If Hell existed, you would spend eternity filling out the FAFSA.
I’m starting to doubt that there are any men on Tumblr.
February 2009
4 posts
You’re gonna love my nuts.
I hate how they decided to “update” the Mountain Dew brand recently. I mean, it’s obvious they’re marketing to the 13-25 market, and have been for a while, with the “do the dew” commercials in the 90’s, the development of Amp energy drink, and the sponsorship of the an extreme sports tour. The new logo, however, has taken it too far. I know...
absorbant